Missive from the Amazon: the return of Chode
Remember Chode, the master of IM etiquette who so thoughtfully provided me with a valuable lesson on why I should keep my IM permanently disabled? Well, as I chatted with a friend the other night, he popped back up … like herpes, or that zit on your forehead that just won’t go away, or Sarah Palin.
Chode:i still pick you
amazonredhead:What?
amazonredhead:No.
Chode:whats a girl like you doing in a palce like this?
amazonredhead:NO.
Chode:it wasn’t a yes or no question
amazonredhead:Go away.
Chode:you have cankles.
Chode:that explains a lot… i just noticed them. i actually just threw up a little in my mouth, cankle woman
amazonredhead:Thank you for confirming my initial decision to have nothing to do with you.
Sometimes I wonder how the human race hasn’t died out already.
