Yesterday, I popped into OKCupid to check a message really fast and get back to what I was doing, and I received this IM:
Dude guy: hey, wanna have some fun today?
In a word, no. I don’t know you. I don’t have “casual encounters” selected as an option. Therefore, what you’re doing would make anyone uncomfortable. Unless, of course, you can cruise and swing successfully in tight slacks.
Sincerely, Her Ladyship
