OkStoopid

Dear Dudes of the Interwebz:

If you’re “not a pet person,” or you “hate” cats, why do you waste my time by communicating with me when I clearly state that “my cats” are one of the things I can’t live without? Are you dense? Do you think I’ll just drop them at the pound on my way to falling madly in love with you? Do your poor addled brains just automatically read “tits” when I write “cats?”

Sorry, but that level of stupidity is a dealbreaker.

Sincerely,

I’d rather be a crazy spinster cat lady than your girlfriend